Non-Cons 2004

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All Categories Starting With A Thru F Let's hope Von Korff has fun with this one! antidisestablishmentarianism lawiliwilinukudidihumuhumunukunukadipu'a'a Main Character of the HRSFA RPG Kaitlin Charles Michael Final Boss of the HRSFA RPG Warren Tony Jason Optional Superboss of the HRSFA RPG Tse Wei Kevin Gold Kyle Bryn Good Enough for Me Cookie starts with C Just being killed outright Aaardvark Warren's a fucking liar Aardvark This is the first complete sentence in this email. Aara Aargh!! Howard Dean harrowing of Hell poiner to zero pointers hmm, these appear to be my intestines Tony has 8 points Aarrghh Joseph of Arimathea pointer to Aargh!! Absolutely Fucking Wonderful Schaudenfreude Wild Sex Your mom recursion Ted Chen Asshole Tony President Clark Awww Anne of Green Gables I hate you all hat exchange Fuck you, Dennis Clark Bastard Chris Jon Snow Battle Cry Kartik must die! I have a problem set due tomorrow. I have a problem set due yesterday. Brains! Spoon! No spoon! Nee! Heart's fire! blood, death, and vengeance! Blood and fire! It could work. Move the fucking bucket! Aahh! pointer to aargh!! It'll never work. We're all going to die. Pooma, will he ever find love? Best Campaign Promise Wild Sex Cyberfusion brainslug for everyone Best Cinematography Emily Wyld Hunt Killing your own grandfather Arthur: Excalibur Never-Ending Story Moose the surface of the planet Mars Best Englishman Mike Carey Ralph Rockstraw A wanker Kartik Best Lyricist in a Musical RPG Kaitlin Warren Elizabeth Best Original Song Dragon Whelp Claude Ice and Fire I want to be a Cathedral Better Your mom human sex Lumati sex Wild Sex cake death purple green baptism Big Fucking Girls Chateau de Gimpy Valeur Jason's phone bill A Big Wank Kevin Martin Biggest Badass Cardinal Scarmillione God Tse Wei Anubis Ravin UUDDLRLRBA+Start Thor Bitch with a Stick Rebecca Liz {Elizabeth, Kaitlin} Vericon Bookends Cody & Emily Simon & Garfunkel Brainless, Swollen, Lifesucking God of Death Poker night Constitutional Elections Complex analysis Ec 10 Circle The resplendent sun The merry-go-round is hanging from a storm cloud The wizard gets to work and then the sun comes out Complex Correct Analysis NP P space 1+i*(I'm really fucking tired) Correct 1 == 0 All hail Chronos All hail Chronos, you nimrods me Quite Everything COMplex Analysis ComPLEX Analysis Cute Liz & Dev Kaitlin Cutest Couple Than & Foss Ilya & Anetta Legolas & Gimli Legolas & his reflection Stringburg & Helium (?) Frodo & Sam Warren & Elisabeth Warren & Dave Matthew Cuthbert & Anne of Green Gables The Freshmen Charles & Kartik Jack & Tielk Emily's Hat & Cody's Hat Mike & Jesus Christ Kaitlin & Rebecca Emily & Llamas Eleanor & Bill Cool Movie ZIG Principles The Man the Breakfast Sandwich the surface of the planet Mars Cool Dennis Clark is a big Wank The Dark Pope Warren Cardinal Scarmillione Dead Catan Enterprise Theodore Roosevelt the tortoise cairn Rosencrantz Guildenstern Hugh's Sparrow Schrodinger's cat Death with strange aeons Wraith: The Oblivion Wyrm Foo The Stag Norweigan Blue Dennis the Eternal Prefrosh Emily Dennis Kartik Door Charles Cassia Elf in Cyber-space Heather Evil Dr. HRSFA Warren Jason The Evil One Cody Elisabeth Cardinal Scarmillione {Cody, Warren, Charles} Shai'tan Set God the Breakfast Sandwich Final Boss of the Internet Trogdor the Burninator CATS Your mom Jesus Christ French Kartik The French Riviera Fuck Did that get seconded? Your mom Kartik Fucker Jason Full of Shit The Dark Pope holy shit Gandalf Kevin Gold Giant Squid black holes Rebecca's cock God and His Prophet Lucifer and Cardinal Scarmillione Tony Blair and Tony Vila Great Cthulhu and Warren Grammar Nazi Cody Emily Grand Vizier Tony Grounded Kaitlin The Cheat Harlan Ellison Harlan Ellison Hell The absence of God You can't Stop the Beat NonCons Cons Episode 1 Heteronormative Relationality Structure Harlan Ellison Aragorn and Arwen Holy Shit Noam Golgotha Demon Kaitlin just nominated a pointer! HRSFA Legal Counsel Mindy S. Klenoff Wolfram & Hart Croup & Vandemar Your mom Novalis I read it on the Internet HRSFA HQ The Kong Hotel Kant Castle Von Korff Your Mom Lowell JCR Jimenez Reading Room Old Country HRSFA Officer Board Dance, puppet, dance the stick a 2-by-4 with a nail in it Joffrey Von Korff Kaitlin Kaitlin Catelyn Daenerys Kaitlin's Army The freshmen pointer to cutest couple idiot Anime mages Kickable The Cheat pointer to The Cheat pointer to your mom pointer to scapegoat Least Convincing Argument Your mom's a whore We can just stake him in his sleep I'm the fucking pope! No one could survive a fall like that! You can't stop the beat. Yes. No. Can I have my toy back? But it's mine! ...quad... You can't fight your genes Tony has 8 points This proof is trivial. It is left as an exercise to the reader. I ate it. Whatever it was he said, I'll second it. Nobody called on you! Only the mafia would... Least Effective Disguise Iroquois Pliskin Basket on Head Cody's Hat erasing the fucking category Length of "Eternal" HRSFA membership 3 1/2 inches until the heat death of the universe 4.7 mushrooms 12 parsecs HRSFA elections Little Girls Kartik Charles Chateau de Gimpy Valeur The Kant Thank heaven!

Mad Scientist Jason Warren Magnet Lobster Dave The MAN Mike Cool Movie ZIG Kartik Ven-Fucking-Katram Klenoff, J.D. Martyr Matt Withers Kaitlin Jesus Christ suicide squad Gandalf the Grey Neo Trinity Mascot shark bird giant squid bear holding a shark Howard Dean llamas the Cheat Undead Elmo swimmy fish moose May or may not be my wife Moose Rebecca Miss HRSFA Mike Chris Mike and Chris Kartik Tony Dev Bill Mission Statement Kill the bastards. Mom Kaitlin Yuri Claudia A whore Kosh Giant Squid Cassia Most Convincing Argument This proof is trivial. It is left as an exercise to the reader. Oh, Kaitlin's got it. purple green shut up! It's starring Adam Baldwin! I saw it on the internet! I'm bigger than you ...qua... ...quad... (a+b)/c=x pointer to bitch with a stick your mom's a whore Because the Zoroastrians hate me. Most Convincing Con Chair in an Aargh Role Charles Rebecca Most flower-picky Txomin The werewolves Most virile meme Rebecca's cock Most virulent meme Wild sex The Dark Age group Christianity Web Journals Snow Crash Your mom Most virulent mime Marcel Marceau Jesus Mr. HRSFA Emily Kaitlin Munchkin Charles Kartik Muppet Dictator Tony David Bowie Angel Cardinal Scarmillione Rigel My Hero Y. Mishima Neil Ninja Vincent Tse Wei Legolas Bill No no no Kartik in orange spandex Yokio Mishima Vincent's bridge dwarf love The fishnet lease Not Dead Yet Zombies Schrodinger's Cat Bill The Stag Jacques Brel NonCons Liquid Julius Caesar John Constantine Ishie The Obvious Category Complex Analysis Rebecca's cock Obvious Exit Dennis North South The Magnificent Egress No Exit Doom Door Kartik Obviously Mafia Cassia Oldest HRSFAn Jason God Terry Pratchett Claudia Kyle Bryn Neuschwander Cthulhu Our Goal Insanity of the Officers Patron Deity Chronos Nyarlathotet Sanyo Patronizing Deity Apophus Jesus Christ Political Affiliation Feudal futile awesome brainslug Jason for dwarf-love People's Party of Latvaria Preferred Form Cathedral W2 Positive Definite Non-degenerate Symmetric Bilinear Forms pointer to Final Boss Pun Inspector Elisabeth Purple Green Porcupines Rebecca's Cock Pointer to your mom Chanticleer Recursion Recursion Harlan Ellison pointer to recursion Savior of Milk and Cookies Lester Scapegoat Tony Cody one penguin and [...]" Dev again Secretive HRSFA Martial Art Snarkfu Kongfu Munchkin-fu Schizophrenic Not us Co-Chairs Shiny things and bits of string Mike chain mail Shouldn't Say Words Dev Cody Source of Angst Your mom's a whore The shuttle schedule recessive genes {vampire, soul} NonCons Schaudenfreude Theron is God Absence of pie The Dead Talk Back Dev Your Mom Bildungsroman Gutterdamerdung Recursion The set of all sets that don't contain themselves The rum is gone Still not King Charles Jesus Christ Harlan Ellison Daenerys Aragorn Still not SIG Notables Magic SIG other Magic SIG Still the Llamas Emily the llamas Still the Prettiest Michael Jesus Christ Ilya Harlan Ellison Legolas That Guy Boticelli Botulism Charles Kaitlin Dev David K Not that guy The Cheat Cody Tony Chris Dev The Evil One Cody Elisabeth Cardinal Scarmillione {Cody, Warren, Charles} Shai'tan Set God The Breakfast Sandwich Token Girl Emily Kartik Truth A==A Damn, Aaron, didn't that puzzle suck! {Liz, Jason} {Way, light} {Death, taxes} Unholy Shit The Golgotha Demon Universal Observer Eleanor Cody God Very Upset the Dark Pope the USA Wankers The British Hotel Kant Post-structuralists Charles Wasting My Goddamn Time You Can't Stop the Beat Pointers Crystal Chronicles Structuralism Episode 1 Charles [elected by fiat taht this category should be expunged from the record for wasting our goddamn time.] What do we want? Brains tea and cake big-ass rock big-ass chain what don't we want? your mom or death" pie pi swimmy fish the precious sword-chucks what do we want? awesome great justice When do we want it? Now brains real soon right now Why I hate you all You'll second anything unless I say it [pounds fist on table repeatedly] everyone's bleeding Vericon Wyld Hunt Sex Will Waste My Goddamn Time post-structuralism Typing of the Dead Worst Handshake Kartik Yay! llamas wild sex Rebecca Death Hey, everybody, we're going to have a Con! Yoda Kevin Gold Your Mom pointer to mom pointer to your mom your face your face's mom your mom's face Your mother's a whore Novalis NonCons Shuttle schedule Time limits Zen [nothing. not the word nothing, or this sentence; actually nothing.] To move by not moving [A blue triangle on top of a red triangle. Not this sentence; the triangles should be drawn.] A bunch of crap Chan motorsickle Zero One Two p NP NP-p fuck you all pointer to aargh!!

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